Enter the Harem (Always Check for New Things!)

Harro, welcome to the harem. My request thread on DRP wasn't too refined, so this one will be refined out the ass. Well, not really, but it will be more organized.

I. About Meh:

Let's see. I'm a senior in high school. I have both a boyfriend and a girlfriend, as well as a pet. I love all three of them very much. I'm the shortest of my group, so I call myself the little pimp. If not for the fact I know that I'm good at acting and writing, I would totally persue a life in pornography. Sex has been an obsession and a hobby for since middle school, when I wrote my first erotic story. I've never let it go since, and I put up a great facade to make it appear like I don't get any... but I get plenty.

Anyways...

II. General Roleplaying BS:

Y'know, be literate, write in paragraphs. I don't do PMs as that just takes up space and threads allow me to read all the way through a story without it all getting smushed up.

There are moments when I like just pure smut, but those moments are rare. What really turns me on is a good storyline with sex coming along for a ride.

Thanks to four years of high school stress, I get bad cases of writer's block, which causes me to disappear from forums for a while. Also, the only other driver in my house is sick, making me the sole driver for everything. There are times when I won't reply for a while, maybe I forgot, maybe I didn't know what to write next. Just give me a little PM when you get worried, I'll get back to you.

HOWEVER, that being said, I can NOT stand partners who feel the need to PM me when I've been gone for a few days. I do have a life outside of roleplaying. But generally, I'm good at keeping up, I love role-playing :3

Next post, what I play<3

III. What I Play:

General Things I Like:
-beastiality (full-on animals, not so much furries, but I do those too)
-yaoi/being the guy (to an extent)
-yuri
-het
-lolita
-gangbang
-rape
-force
-public sex/places where you can get caught
-sappy romance
-incest
-stories including sex (not the other way around)
-pregnancy turning a relationship around
-futa
-love/hate
-Nazis/WWII
-being bitchy/dom
-cursing like a sailor
-more to be added as I remember...

Stuff I'm Craving (and plots):
PryamidHead raep
-Angela Heinz had never known her family too well. All she remembered was that her father had gone insane and took them all out to place called Silent Hill. After that, her own memory goes blank, but the police report said that she was the only one brought back. A father, a mother, an older brother, all missing, possibly dead. 20 years later, Angela and her dog Phoenix travel out to Silent Hill in hopes of uncovering what happened to not only her family, but all the people lost to Silent Hill's deadly charm.
(requires and extensive knowledge of PryamidHead's mythology and meaning, as well as knowledge on the Silent Hill Universe. Partner will get explanation to the rest of Angela's past to make the story go by smoother.)

Bowser Capture (ala Mario)
-Well, Bowser must be doing something between capturing stars and princesses and whatnot. While out trolling through the outer regions of the Mushroom Kingdom, Bowser spots a dark-skinned girl gathering herbs for her constantly ill village. The deal is made, a permanent cure for the village in exchange for her. However, when this master/slave relationship has a pregnancy dropped in it, how will it affect Bowser's plans for Peach and the Kingdom?

The Siren’s Bargain
-Jake Long, magical protector of the NYC, had his chance to be ‘Young At Heart’. Just a few months later, hazy memories of intimidating silver eyes resurface to haunt him. A woman with those same eyes arrives on his doorstep, claiming not only to be a threat but also carrying Jake’s child. Sephora, the bastard child of a powerful Siren and wizard, has been nicknamed Harbinger and thus marked for death. The staunch rules of the Dragon Council state that dragons in vulnerable stages like birth and development are to be protected until the Council can properly discuss the fate of Sephora and her child. Why is Sephora such a danger and… is she really?

Poke’Sex (pardon the baaad pun)
-Much like the stockpiled field information of the Poke’dex, the more intimate aspects of Poke’mon must be documented as well. The Poke’mon Breeding Guide, or more commonly named ‘Poke’Sex’, is well known handbook for breeders. Your character, in a mission to learn everything about Poke’mon, seeks out the Byouin family. The Byouins are responsible for properly reporting any and all details of Poke’mon sexual behaviour. In the basically smut-laced beastiality plot, your character and mine both take the plunge into their first ‘reporting’.
((willing to use either American or Japanese names, legendaries will be saved for a later plot))


Series I Can Roleplay:
-Sailor Moon
-Gundam Wing
-Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney
-Bleach
-Harry Potter
-Silent Hill (only 2, I think)
-Haunting Grounds
-Super Smash Bros.
-Mario
-Inuyasha
-Dark-Hunters by Sherrilyn Kenyon
-BlackDagger Brotherhood by JR Ward
-American Dragon: Jake Long
-Lion King/pretty much anything Disney
-Digimon
-Pokemon
-Legend of Zelda (bits and pieces)
-Hannah Montana (ADORE Miley/Billy)
-...uhm... suggest?

IV. Who I'm Playing With:

This should be a good way to keep track of my RP Partners :3

BUMP

*yawn*

Oh, I'm so horny DX